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Ricky Ha-ha-Hatton!

EXCLUSIVE Stuart Brennan
8/ 7/2008

RICKY Hatton is all set to embark on a new career - as a stand-up comedian.

But the Hitman intends to keep knocking 'em flat in the ring for at least another two years as well as knocking 'em dead with the gags which have made him one of the hottest tickets on the after dinner circuit.


 

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   And if he ever fights Manny Pacquiao he wont be a stand up comedian but a flat out one!
Sven's pants
9/07/2008 at 10:16
   You should always be nice to people on the way up because you'll pass them again on the way down. We're not far behind united and we'll give them a good old slap when they go down past us. retribution is sweet. They've always been scumbags.

They deserve this fiasco thats followed the European cup.

United are just squatters. They don't belong here. Never have.
bluelight, Levenshulme
8/07/2008 at 19:25
   You really have to wonder what's wrong with my life that I spend so much time bigging myself up on the back of a team that I 'support' don't you? Anyhoo, no doubt you'll all be glad to know that I had a great time on my holidays in the North Wales resort of Jacksey. I really love it up there.
AndyP, The WythenshawePaedo
8/07/2008 at 19:10
   He is a funny man!

Remember when he said he was gonna beat up big bad Bernard?

Ha ha ha that was really funny!
wayneold, manc
8/07/2008 at 19:04
   Sportcity Kid - you are dreaming mate, The reds have always have a greater number of fans in Manchester than City. City are inferior to United in every way. Just accept it, makes life easier and bearable for you guys. MUFC - Champions
Andy P, Wythenshawe, Manchester
8/07/2008 at 17:33
   Just proof that blues are great blokes. Andy; you must know that Wythenshawe is bluer than blue. Lock your doors mate.
The Truth
8/07/2008 at 16:33
   Ricky has that comic timing. Manchester is defo BLUE, Stretfords RED, Salfords RED.
Sportcity Kid, eastlands
8/07/2008 at 15:38
   I thought Bernard was hilarious:)
Dawn
8/07/2008 at 14:14
   Nice guy but you would have to be a comedian to support City. MANCHESTER IS RED
Andy P, Wythenshawe, Manchester
8/07/2008 at 13:50
   bluelight. Bernard Manning WAS a comic genius!
The Real Ferrari
8/07/2008 at 11:37
   Bernard Manning was hardly a comedy genius. I hope Ricky's gags are more socially inclusive than Bernard's cringeworthy rants.
bluelight, Levenshulme
8/07/2008 at 10:11
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