I don’t care what people say, Macclesfield folk have some brilliant ideas. Where else would you hear a suggestion to power the police station by incinerating cannabis?
Considering the tons of it grown in and around this area I think it’s a stroke of genius.
According to an eco-company, confiscated hash could be a great power source saving energy bills by heating up Macclesfield police station.
Can you imagine the effect of all those fumes?
"Hello, is that Macclesfield police?"
"Yeah, whatever."
"There’s a man on our roof."
"It’s probably Santa."
"He’s wearing some kind of Super Hero costume."
"Cool."
"And he’s carrying a gun."
"If he fires it at you press button one, if he misses press button two and if he hits you…ah well, you won’t need a button."
"Officer, are you taking this seriously?"
"Don’t have a cow, man. I’m chillin’, innit?"
"Where can I find your superior officer?"
"Last time I saw him he was climbing up someone’s wall dressed as Spiderman."
A dope-powered police station. In any other town it’d be a joke, right?
You’d probably get locked up in Wilmslow for even suggesting it but remember … this is Macc.
I rest my case.
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